Massages are supposed to be relaxing…
Massages are supposed to be relaxing experiences, but Elements Massage (Louisville, CO location in my case) really make it a hassle and an overpriced ripoff. Here’s my story:
I received a gift card for a one-hour massage ($119 value) as a holiday gift in December 2023. I was excited to get a massage but I thought, I am really busy and stressed right now with work, so I will wait until I get a break with work and then I can really enjoy the massage.
It was not until the end of June that I had the time to book a massage. Here’s where the hassle began…
Registering Online Doesn’t Work (and you have to speak to a receptionist who upsells you):
I went through a lengthy process of filling out detailed personal information (just to book a massage??) including health, contact, emergency contact, billing, and 7 pages of consent forms. When I finally got to the submit page, I was greeted with an error message that said my email address was already in use for another account, and that I would need to call them on the phone to schedule the massage.
When I got home from a long, busy day of work, I called and was able to schedule the massage over the phone. I explained that I had a gift card for a one-hour massage, but the receptionist encouraged me to upgrade to a 90-minute massage. “Whatever, fine” I thought. So, I went along with the upsell. Then, the receptionist told me she would send me some forms for me to fill out before my appointment. She texted me the 7-page consent form again and another invasive questionnaire that asked things like my occupation. (what does that have to do with me getting a relaxing massage?)
Daily Spam Marketing Emails (that you can’t remove yourself from):
Ever since I registered for my massage appointment, I have received daily marketing emails from Elements Massage. I have unsubscribed 3 times and responded and told them I did not want to receive any more communication. To this day, I continue to receive daily spam emails from Elements Massage. I have had no choice but to block them from my email account.
The appointment:
Finally, my appointment day arrived, and I was pleased to be greeted by friendly staff and a clean, peaceful environment. The massage was very relaxing and my therapist, Amy, was skilled and professional. After the massage, blissed-out and relaxed, I went to pay…
Deceptive Charging Practices:
When I handed the gift card to the cashier, she informed me that it was no longer worth the full price of the $119 one-hour massage and that the value of the card was now $59.50. When I asked why, I was told that the full value of the gift card was only valid for 6-months from the date of issue, and that my gift card had expired days earlier, and therefore it was only worth half-value. When I said, “That is really lame.” The cashier said, “Yes, it is.” And, to her credit, she gave me a $20 dollar “new customer” discount (which she really should have given to me anyways because it was my first time as a customer at Elements Massage). The receptionists also said they tried calling the owner, but he wasn't picking up, so there was nothing they could do. So, I ended up having to pay $40 extra because of their deceitful fine-print gift-card tactics.
Furious and frustrated, I left Elements Massage with more tension in my body than when I went in. To add insult to injury, two days later, I received a call from Elements Massage. When I listened to the voicemail, I expected it to be the manager/owner apologizing to me for the gift-card ripoff. No, it was just one of the receptionist with a follow-up sales call to see if I was ready to schedule another appointment. What a joke. For the amount I was ripped off ($40), I could go to any number of massage spas in the area and receive a comparable massage (without having to fill out 7-pages of legaleese in triplicate) and without feeling like I was ripped off.
Conclusion:
Let me be clear… I will NEVER patronize Elements Massage ever again. What a horrible experience.
3 juli 2024
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