100 Swiss Francs for Lentil Stew
So, I treated my dog to some “luxury” dining and ordered one tin of the turkey and one tin of the lamb from Loonawell. At 49 CHF a tin I naively assumed I was getting a box. Nope. Turns out I just paid almost 100 francs for TWO CANS of dog food. Bargain of the century, right?
But wait, it gets better. My dog – who normally eats anything – wouldn’t touch it. Not plain, not with cheese, not with bribery. Nothing. He looked at me like I was punishing him.
To be fair, it looks nice enough… if you’re feeding a vegetarian rabbit. Lentils, potatoes, carrots – sure, but where’s the meat? Dogs are carnivores, not hipsters on a plant-based cleanse. Real dog food should be 70–80% meat. This stuff? More like a lentil stew with a hint of turkey.
So yeah: overpriced, under-meaty, and apparently disgusting to actual dogs. 0/10 from my pup, 1 star from me because I can’t give zero.








