their customer service is like so bad. Don’t even get me started on it 😭✌🏼
Bro… “the black turn” music distribution?
This thing sounds like a rejected side quest from a 2008 mobile game 💀
Just the name alone feels like it’s about to delete your songs before you even upload them 😭✌️
I used it and it feels like handing your music to a raccoon and hoping for the best.
You hit “submit” and it’s like:
“processing…”
“processing…”
“processing…”
Please try again later, (60), please contact agent support (it does not exist 💀)
Customer service?
Literally one guy named Gerald responding once a month probably from a broken flip phone.
The dashboard?
I it loads like a slideshow your grandma made in PowerPoint 2003.
Every button feels like a Minesweeper trap.
And royalties?
Bro you’re not getting paid.
Your money is doing parkour somewhere in another universe 💀
Overall:
1/10 — only because negative numbers would cause the app to crash.
This distributor is the musical equivalent of tripping on flat ground 😭✌️
I try to upload a track AGAIN and then the site gives me an error with:
“error: unknown success failure”
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN BRO 💀
It’s like the website is arguing with itself.
I swear I can hear it wheezing when you click anything.
And the stats?
They don’t update.
They don’t exist.
They’re just frozen like:
“0 streams”
Even though my friend literally streamed it 12 times 💀
Support page?
I click it and it redirects me to a PNG of a sad raccoon holding a broken USB stick they says “Error, not found. Contact us at [im not allowed to add email addresses].”
They take like 1 month to respond. Only Gerald will actually say something but he’s annoying 😭🙏🏼
The payout system is so bad the button might as well say:
“withdraw hope instead of money”
And don’t even get me started on the “terms of service.”
It reads like someone spilled alphabet soup on a keyboard and just submitted it.
Every time you use “the black turn,” you lose a little bit of your soul and 3–5 IQ points.
Your music goes in…
and comes out sounding like it was mixed by a broken Roomba.
Overall:
0.4/10 — It’s not even a distributor at this point, it’s a threat 😭✌🏼

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