Black Cow Vodka Reviews 

My wife will only drink Black Cow - she says it’s the smoothest, cleanest and nicest vodka anywhere. And then we tasted your Cheddar - come on it is incredible! Strong flavour, lovely texture and delicious.

Some of the smoothest vodka we've ever had. Amazing! The strawberry one is delicious too.
Easy to order. Delivery was very quick. Bottles were well protected.
Would absolutely order again.

Fast delivery, good price and great vodka. The strawberry vodka particularly is gorgeous, not a plastic artificial taste like most flavoured vodkas just the hint of real strawberries.

Saw it advertised and recommended on Alan Tichmarsh Show so decided to try it.
Not a cheap product BUT, it is quality and so that costs.

We have had 3 bottles of black cow vodka it has a great taste, we just drink straight ice cold from the fridge. Ordering was very easy, updates were sent letting us know when it will come. Arrived in a couple of days. They have some good offers to choose from including cheese. Item were packed well.

Absolutely the best vodka on earth and we was also so lucky to meet the team that produces it back in early September 2025, keep doing what you’re doing guys and always stay bespoke. 👌

Black cow cheddar is one of the best we have had! We ordered several to have in stock. Beautiful rich flavour and so creamy. Everyone loves it.

This was the perfect NY present for my vodka loving husband. He loves the smoothness and flavour. So good it can be drunk perfectly neat as a shot or with a little standard tonic.

Originally Gave three star (average) as still waiting for it to arrive. Ordered over the Xmas period.. so any deliveries are only just coming in now.
Yes I didn’t get an email, but it’s arrived now can’t wait to try it.
Edited to 4 star

Black Cow Vodka is the only vodka that my daughter likes to drink it’s her 30th in January so I thought I’d treat her to a bottle, I must say I was a little disappointed when it arrived as it did not have a BC box, just the bottle in the packaging , if I’d of bought it from Waitrose it comes in the box and was a little cheaper , that’s why I’ve only given 4* & not 5

I just love the produce from Black Cow and couldn't pass up the opportunity to get cheeses and their lovely Christmas blend of vodka for this season. As always, ordering was simple and delivery was great, with all good well packaged so they arrive in good order.

Quick to order and quickish delivery. But please could you use a different delivery agent. Royal mail did the unthinkable and threw the parcel over the gate. Bottle didnt break but the lid was pierced very slighty and leaked a little.

A very straightforward website that makes ordering the best vodka in the world easy peasy
Once I tasted black cow , there was no going back to any other brand

As an organisation Black Cow are a joy to deal with…..as a product it’s second to none 👌👌👌

The quality of the product and the service you receive is first class and I would recommend anyone to use these products you will not regret it..
Plus could I give Laura a big thankyou for helping me with my order, got my cheese today.

Unusual and truly excellent products, whether alcohol or cheese, and sent reliably quickly, well packaged. I have made many purchases from Black Cow, and will certainly be making many more :-)

Love your cheeses. Purchased some for Christmas. Also have your vodka which is great.

I love this vodka it is so smooth I drink it neat with ice and also good for cocktails keep up the good work Gezz

The best vodka hands down to make a Martini, whatever your Martini choice. Pair a Dirty Cow Martini with their exceptional cheese and you are in a little bit of heaven.
The buying experience was frictionless making it simple and a happy customer.
Can't recommend the liquid or the service high enough!

This is a lovely vodka, really unique. I met the gentleman who created it at the Good Food Show years ago who had “no money but plenty of milk”! He’s right, it’s a lovely smooth drink which makes a great gift.